How To Feel Infinite

iamtallandthin:

iamtallandthin:

iamtallandthin:

iamtallandthin:

there is a car called the wiener mobile right outside my car righ thits second

please look at htis i’m going to get a picture with it righ tnow

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thsi is the best day of my life

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this is the best day of my life


miniaturewhiski:

y’all getting really specific like “where are all the indie boys with messy shoulder length brown hair and blue eyes who are between 6’ and 6’4 whose favourite vampire weekend album is contra but knows mvotc is their best album and drinks their coffee black with 3.2 sugars and smokes cheap cigarettes on a balcony at 2:23 am” like….. chill


timetravelingtrickster:

I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory

(Source: pkmnprofessor-sycamore)


nuditea:

last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there