How To Feel Infinite

voguemorge:

asom-broso:

writing-prompt-s:

Your phone rings. The number looks familiar. You pick up to hear your own voice asking you for help.

“i need your help”

“bitch me too the fuck”

then hang up

I probably wouldn’t even notice it was me


  • me: *wants to live a minimalist life with little to no clutter*
  • also me: I'm keeping this math assignment from 5th grade I might need it later.

carbshawty:

Kind of wanna be one of those girls that flirts with all the boys and they all want her but she doesn’t ever put out but that’s also probably my internalized misogyny and I should probably just keep getting dick for my troubles


shellflights:

friend: play freaks again !!!
guy equivilant of the gals bein pals meme: -smiles adOrably-

edit: tag ur self I’m the person screaming at the end

bombing:

i lost my wife to vaping


The conversation between your fingers and someone else’s skin. This is the most important discussion you can ever have.
- Iain S. Thomas (via ohteenscanrelate)